That seat looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever... and I've had my legs fall asleep while on the john before.

If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.

toilet: "Who's champin' for a clampin'?"

I remember somebody asked a question, like, if you had a sentient toilet, would you prefer that it hated being a toilet, or that it loved being a toilet?

This one obviously loves it.

Roberto doin some crappin practice! HYAAA!

the ahegao bowl and toilet water though

Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.

It does have a certain muppetness to it, huh?

Oooh a c/pareidolia sighting in the wild!

Witness me!