My own bush grows thicker than my beard. What else ya got?

Let's compare pit hair length.

Edit: wait, what are we doing here? Nine months ago all the posts here were in French.

This would shut me up in an actual argument because my facial hair is wimpy Scooby Do Shaggy-esc drug dealer aesthetic. It doesn't even fill out... it just grows longer but it's lame.

Puisse ton buisson rencontrer mon menton.

i have a very thick beard, I'll lower my tone, because if your bush is thicker, I'm impressed, carry on.

irrelevant extra: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IEC7esxS4v0

Yeah but does the carpet match the drapes?