I case you are unaware Chase Oliver was the 2024 Libertarian nominee for President and an open homosexual

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[–] 132 points 3 days ago (4 children)

"I don't do this with men very often..."

Really cause he seems to do this a lot.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 days ago (8 children)

    Remember that time Trump motorboated Rudy Giuliani in drag?

    Maybe we should have checked if he could spell potato.

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    [–] 27 points 3 days ago

    Memories of his big beautiful Bill...

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  • [–] 68 points 3 days ago (38 children)

    I’m like 99% sure he’s bisexual.

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    [–] 54 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

    Howard Dean said "YEAAAAA!" and it was the end of his political career.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Dan Quayle misspelled "potato."

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    [–] 25 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    Donald in panic tries to deflect.

    Don't forget the Epstein files, and that gas prices are up because of his stupid war with Iran.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    He treated the war with the same level of thought as he does publicity stunts. One thing Trump is genuinely good at is controlling media attention and how to keep people in a constant state of shock. This is why you have shit like UFC fights and a festival so cheaply put together that things fall apart in real time. And how he tore down part of the white house before that... And now wanting the live streamed execution of a prisoner.

    He treated Iran the same way he treated those other cases. Wanting it to be a cheap gag that'll garner attention for a few weeks or months before somehow disappearing into the endless list of shit he has done.

    But Iran won't have that... They are fighting a war the way a war needs to be fought: to achieve strategic and political goals. To that end they are winning brilliantly.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    He's literally too stupid to plan shit out beyond whatever is right in front of his face. He acts on impulse like a child. The problem is everyone with any degree of power just allows this shit to go on without pressing him about his multitude of failings.

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  • This was very readily apparent in 2015. But the media offered him tons of spotlight and NO pushback. At the time, I believe, they assumed the average American was simply too progressive, too smart, and at least informed enough to see through the multitude of his juvenile, half-baked bullshit.

    they were wrong then, and after 10 years of environmental and societal fuckery that has been wrought by him and his cronies and social media, even more wrong.

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    [–] 31 points 3 days ago (8 children)

    Remember when he talked about Arnold Palmers penis?

    He's fond of men and blonde women.

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    [–] 10 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    I know I've posted this before but I can't help reposting.

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    [–] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    It had been a while.

    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

    Name was Russell.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 days ago

    "Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course."

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    [–] 17 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.

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    [–] 13 points 3 days ago

    and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely.... sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I'm on the ballot. I'm not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Non-American here I haven't been paying attention to anything Trump says. Your entire political system is a joke.

    Bernie Sanders was right there and Hillary Clinton and the democrats did everything they could to crush him.

    I'm Australian and I'll be fighting back against our dog shit billionaires and against Israel.

    Now untimely I'll be expecting you all to treat me like a dictator.

    I will save you but I still will control you and rule you like a go.

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