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[–] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

If I remember correctly, this picture is slightly edited to make them look worse.

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  • [–] 2 points 12 hours ago

    The brothers stand like a pair of Elezens..

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  • [–] 1 point 12 hours ago

    That looks like the good old "Photoshop" deal.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    What's wrong with them anatomically and where do they get these ill fitting suits?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago

    My wife is jealous of Don Jr's child bearing hips.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    The dumber House of Habsburg.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Imagine being ruled by these loser ghouls. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for Americans.

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    [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    Every one of their genes is recessive.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    Dads genes in action

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    Hey look at that high-waisted man! He's got feminine hips!

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    [–] 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Why does everyone around him lately seem disfigured, discontorted, with awkward posture, wayward, and just generally weird? Look at these losers. It's creepy af.

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    [–] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I think it could just be standing and trying to hide how fat you are. Seems like something Trump would do, stand like a psychopath to try to seem less fat.

    Normally, I'd feel sorry for someone caught in that psychological trap. But fuck every single person in this picture, I hope they all soon.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    The only one not shaped like a woman is Ivanka.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 days ago* (1 child)

    As much as I loved it at the time, I’m beginning to realize that Arrested Development basically took the trump family, centered them in Southern California instead of New York/Florida, and made them generally more likable, trustworthy, and capable of normal things.

    Although holy shit, can you imagine if trump found out that

    spoilers for arrested developmentIvanka was somehow not his blood relative? I think the change in blood pressure alone would kill him

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  • [–] 77 points 2 days ago (20 children)

    Don Jr over there looking like Moss at a dinner party.

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    Ah yes, the end of the first Trump presidency: at the five seasons total landscaping, by a dumpster, between a crematorium and an dildo shop

    This is about when I caught on that the guys running the simulation were just trying to fuck with me.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 days ago* (4 children)

    I still don't understand how this went down. I understand how they probably called the wrong number, but how do you go through an entire booking process and not realize that it's not a hotel you're dealing with? The landscaper/owner had to have known and been quick enough to facilitate the event.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Have to remember they have this "never admit a mistake" mindset. When Trump mistakenly included a state in a vague "watch out for hurricane message", he double downed to the point of drawing a fake storm track in sharpie to claim he was really really right.

    Every normal little flub that is perfectly understandable and forgettable they have to make so much worse by failing to let it go.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 days ago

    They pre-announced it, then they were too prideful to admit that they messed up by not actually asking for availability beforehand. Then it wasn't available, and they instead booked the landscaping place to be able to say “t-t-t-that w-was always the p-p-p-p-plan!!!!!1111 We said 4 seasons! Not hotel! Nu-uh!“

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Trump kinda has that Donald Duck posture.

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    [–] 12 points 1 day ago

    It's what he thinks "straighten your shoulders and stick out your chest" means. Someone trained him wrong, as a joke.

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  • Junior is pear-shaped. Got them birthin' hips.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    They all wear lifts

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    [–] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    So, seriously, has the picture been altered/shopped?

    Because if not then, wow, they all look double awkward. Awkward to be standing AND awkward to be near each other.

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    [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    Don Jr inherited his wide birthing hips from his father.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Trump is wearing some type of support prosthetic. Not sure what the other's excuses are.

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    [–] 31 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    More money than can be spent in a thousand lifetimes, no willpower to work with a trainer and dietician.

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