Pedigree for 1$ not even in your wildest dreams
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Price of dog food really depends on the size of the dog, errr human. If you’re tall, the food budget is automatically higher. And that dog food looks wet, which is pricier than kibble. Perhaps tall people need to soak their kibble in water, to balance their budget. Short people get the privilege of eating wet food, which is tastier. Not that I’ve tried or anything.
Someone hasn't seen the price of nails recently...

Dog food, delicious!
Truly the first human to ever look like an AI food poster parody of himself
Dogfood would be $3.01
Sell my bucket of rusty nails, buy some bacon
Only works once, unless you have a lot of rusty nails.
Good one. I was stuck on 2 of the onion rings and some dog food.
Worth mentioning that RatX is corn gluten meal and salt, it is harmless to humans.
How does it work to kill rats?
Uh, in a kinda fucked up way ngl:
RatX® coats the lining of a part of the rodent’s lower gut. This coating of the “fine hairs” in the lower gut, called villi, disrupts the messaging system to the rodents brain, causing it to stop drinking water. This leads to dehydration, blood thickening, kidney dysfunction, coma and eventual death. It also leads to a prcoess called "mummification", which means the body of the diseased rodent will dry out, rather than decompose normally. This means a 95% reduction in smell.
It should be noted that generally the suffering of dehydration is caused by the brain telling you you need to drink water, much like with breathing and eating. All in all it's a lot more humane than a lot of poisons.
Good and cheap is a free cookbook based on the food stamp budget of $4 per day. It’s a free pdf from many sources including the authors website if you sign up for a newsletter or something and paper copies are very inexpensive.
You can get dog food for $1 a can? Please let me know where, best I can find is $3.
That avocado has 2 weeks before it's ripe
$3 is 11 loafs of bread worth
You getting scammed with the other food
Ah, yes, 11 loaves of bread per meal, a perfect and balanced diet.
I hate that this is becoming more realistic. Fuck this shit ass economy. We are getting utterly fucked.
funny while i searching for mouse traps/bait that particular brand isnt good against mice, let alone rats.
I'd take the rat poison. It's gonna give me food poisoning, true. But at least it's honest about it. With the other "foods" you'll get food poisoning too, but they don't sell themselves as poison, so I find it dishonest and not worth of my money.
Now you only find out about it much later. After you’ve had apple sauce with cinnamon, and wonder why you felt so ill afterwards.


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