Use the duck-sized horses
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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Ahh, the old "duck, duck, goose" gambit made famous by Berezowski in the 1955 Helsinki Chess nationals. The classic defense for this is to hunch down quickly.
You're gonna need a lot of grapes....
and a lemonade stand
It's hopeless, you're quackered.
Google Duckduckgo
Play the bread crumbs gambit. Works every time.
En passant
I think you're ducked.
Duck it.
En pheasant
Obviously. Duh.
Probably wait for white to move.
Duck for cover.
Flood the board. Most of your army will survive it
The ancient texts say that you can convert all of them into a large horse sized one.
go get a drink, it's a draw
Resign
- Take out bank loan
- Buy Jeep Rubicon
- Ducks are automatically transferred to dashboard
- E4, mate in 6
Just grab on to some DuckTales.
This is pretty much book moves.
- Duck
En quackant.
Quakers?!
Surrender to the supreme power of Duck
Are you black or the duck army?
I'm fairly certain he's black playing against the Taskmaster
Sacrifice a few bread crumbs early to improve your position
You gotta put down the duckie if you wanna play the saxophone 🎷🎶
Rubber duck debugging
Youve got like 15 chocobos vs a totally default board, i think you just win.
Edit: I'm guessing your king has some pretty good materia, too. I don't know who let you load a save like this against an opponent this week, but it would take some pretty spectacular contrivance to lose this.