Use the duck-sized horses
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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Ahh, the old "duck, duck, goose" gambit made famous by Berezowski in the 1955 Helsinki Chess nationals. The classic defense for this is to hunch down quickly.
Play the bread crumbs gambit. Works every time.
En passant
I think you're ducked.
Duck it.
En pheasant
Obviously. Duh.
Google Duckduckgo
It's hopeless, you're quackered.
You're gonna need a lot of grapes....
and a lemonade stand
Duck for cover.
Probably wait for white to move.
Flood the board. Most of your army will survive it
go get a drink, it's a draw
The ancient texts say that you can convert all of them into a large horse sized one.
Resign
This is pretty much book moves.
- Duck
En quackant.
- Take out bank loan
- Buy Jeep Rubicon
- Ducks are automatically transferred to dashboard
- E4, mate in 6
Just grab on to some DuckTales.
Quakers?!
Are you black or the duck army?
I'm fairly certain he's black playing against the Taskmaster
Surrender to the supreme power of Duck
Sacrifice a few bread crumbs early to improve your position
You gotta put down the duckie if you wanna play the saxophone 🎷🎶
Youve got like 15 chocobos vs a totally default board, i think you just win.
Edit: I'm guessing your king has some pretty good materia, too. I don't know who let you load a save like this against an opponent this week, but it would take some pretty spectacular contrivance to lose this.
Rubber duck debugging