Deconstructed smoothie

The white man discovers avocado

Just toss it in a blender, please...

Needs boba

If I hadn't just vomited I likely would. I like milk and avocado, but this reminds me of my friend who puts mustard on mac and cheese. And sushi. And pizza rolls.

With taste buds apparently permanently ruined by long covid, texture and temperature rank a lot higher than they used to - I would try this

Gazpacho?

As an Asian, we only ever eat avocado sweetened. I only discovered eating savory avocado from white people food and also Mexican lol

Well you're almost here, just need a few more ingredients and a glass- https://vickypham.com/blog/vietnamese-avocado-shake-sinh-to-bo-recipe/

This looks vile, but I somehow imagine it tastes alright. Like, I'm never going to make this because I have actual taste, but these ingredients wouldn't clash too badly.

It’s a common dessert in southeast asia. If you haven’t tried an avocado shake, you’re missing out. This is just a more basic version for when you don’t have a way to crush ice.

Urgh, no