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[–] 37 points 1 day ago

As an amateur artist, may I suggest a few improvements

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  • [–] 73 points 1 day ago

    Parents commissioned the grandad? Sounds like they were trying to raise his self-esteem.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Looks like grandad was painting his 18th century peasant ghost girl from his nightmares instead. Easy mistake to make honestly

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    It’s still very sweet though.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I mean, everyone is shitting on the painting, but we have no reference photo of OP at 16. We only have what little you can see in the profile photo.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago*

    Gramps did his best, it seems, and I'm all but certain he desperately wanted his grandkid to see his heartfelt try at it —likely knowing he'd fail in accurately representing their very soul with his sub-par but earnest spattering on canvas.

    16, you say? That tracks.

    Hot take: it's actually OP that fucked this self-portrait up, and they're so cowardly that they threw the poor bastard under the bus, instead. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    My dad had paid someone to draw my portrait from a graduation photo. The drawing is horribly bad. It's also quite big and hanging on a wall at the center of the house so there's no chance one could avoid looking at it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    The painting looks objectively shitty, and yet, somehow you can’t help but feel that the eyes are following you

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Profile picture is missing an eyeball

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  • [–] 0 points 18 hours ago

    I think that the grandad misunderstood the commission and made a self-portrait.

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  • Disappointed if her username hasn't changed to Flour.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Emmmm, flour chicken.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    These are two different pictures, though. Does nobody else see this?

    Looks like slop to me.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    They should’ve commissioned an artist

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Whitest peopletwitter ever

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