Not that Conan, asshole. 😂

Why are you asking people to [touch your balls]? That's the more important question. Accidents aside, that's the more important thing. I've heard about you, and you'll be caught soon; I know you will.

https://youtu.be/JuTEjRXQ1KA (Relevant part starts at 4:48)

Waiting for the Olsen twins and Hilary Duff to turn 18. Now for what it's worth, Eminem said the same in a song.

https://x.com/MrPopOfficial/status/1700561885613973605

On "The Rosie O'Donnell Show" in 2002, Kutcher himself would admit, "She was 14 when we started the show. I was, like, 19, right? And they're like, 'Okay, you guys are going to be making out in this scene,' and I'm thinking, like, 'Wait, this is slightly illegal, right?'" Despite these reservations, Kutcher said that he had attempted to "French kiss" Kunis during the scene

In an episode of "Hot Ones" from 2019, Kutcher was asked to share anything he could about the famous parties Diddy threw. Kutcher said, "I've got a lot I can't tell,"

Source:

https://www.thelist.com/1699466/ashton-kutcher-controversial-moments/

Alan Turner, the rapist? The Stanford swimmer who raped someone? That Alan?

He must not have had any dirt on anyone powerful. A lot of people who were going to Epstein's Island or his parties weren't necessarily pedophiles. They just wanted to be part of his circle enough to not not care about the rape. They wanted to be trusted by his circle and the method of binding those people together was sharing in crimes and have blackmail on each other. I'm guessing that Masterson never got into one of those circles, so no one powerful ever made any phone calls to the investigators or judge on his behalf.

Personally, I veered all the opposite way - now I avoid entertainment in general out of ethical principle, save for very counted exceptions, because 1. people are generally easy to corrupt, so even someone generally regarded as clean can get cancelled at any point in the future, and 2. the entertainment industry has made it their modus operandi to never separate the art from the artist, therefore making the industry in general more and more morally corrupt. And since checking every single individual credit on every single individual work of entertainment in order to avoid supporting immoral people is prohibitively time-consuming, it has become stochastically immoral to have fun. Most people refuse to accept it though, and that's precisely on what the industry counts to keep things under wraps for as long as possible.