I always enjoyed opening them as a kid. The pop was just as satisfying as a jack in the box, plus in a few minutes there'd be hot biscuits.

Why? You just peel it a lil and give it a tiny tap it and it goes "pufffff". Much satisfy.

I will happy open all of yours for you. I'm also immune to onions, so I will cut them if I get some of what you're making

If you absolutely must buy packaged biscuits, buy the bagged, frozen Walmart brand and thank me later. Bonus: no PTSD, aside from being vastly superior.

Sincerely,

A southerner who's eaten my share of biscuits.

I had to have a bunch of hardware installed in my hand after being involved in a workplace accident involving an explosion caused by compressed air.

I didn't think it left anything but a physical mark until I opened a biscuit tin a couple months after recovery.....Took about a year until opening crescent rolls and biscuit containers didn't tickle the big PTSD nerve.

You just smack it on the edge of the counter. What the fuck?

That's why we Germans call them "Knack & Back". (Pop and bake could be the English equivalent)

The problem I have with those isn't the pop (though that was startling at first), its that every single one ive tried has entirely the wrong taste and texture for biscuits. Especially the taste, those always seem to taste so sweet at to be almost like cake, when, to me at least, biscuits should not be sweet at all unless jam or honey has been put on them.

Huh? If you remove the paper, just karate chop the can and it'll pop, and it won't scare you because it'll be direct feedback from hitting it. You don't just have to wait for it to go on its own lol

Would you like to play a game?

I fucking hate these things. Back in the day, you used a spoon and knew when it would pop. Who the fuck decided my biscuits should include a jump scare? Fuck whichever designer made me afraid of biscuits.

I love grabbing the ripcord like a safety pin and letting it go off like an adorable little gernard.

I have no idea what the thing on the right is. Never saw it around here in europe.