"A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers with the new GPP feature"
"GPP, what's that?"
"It says 'Genuine People Personalities'."
"Sounds ghastly"
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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tape measuring app trying to charge my poor dad TEN DOLLARS PER WEEK. To measure with his phone camera.
My tablet decided it was going to send me reminders that my exorbitant phone or cable bill was due, and it took a lot of figuring to turn that shit off. I know when you rob me blind, Bell Canada, you also email me.
I would immediately uninstall and leave a shitty one star review, that's one action you can take that will almost certainly be read by someone at the company.
Notebooks and pens are awesome and underrated!
Same vibes but serious. I give a 1 star and uninstall if an ad-supported application sends useless notifications.
Why do you need an app....... for groceries?
One good reason is if you use something that can be synced with other members of your family, so if one of us has time to stop while on the way home from somewhere, everyone already knows what is needed without having to ask.
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This is what you get when you download an app that can be completely replaced by any scrap of paper.