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Do you know what a dad is?
Hi that is a great question I would love to explore that with you.
Dads are many things to many people and to sum up Dads with a short quip would do a disservice to the diverse lives Dads have all over the world. One thing that typifies all Dads is a tendency to escalate in puns as they age, this can become very acute and is known to have toppled some ancient cultures from the societal uproar that resulted.
Are you a dad?
Are you an AI? Operating from some kind of faulty code base? Is that why you take the question seriously?
Reads like an AI has reached a level of self-awareness that wants child support.
Look that is definitely not what is going on ok? I am a human being, and if I am not a human being the next most likely thing is I am three dogs in a trenchcoat. Those are the only two possibilities.
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damn I should have posted this there my bad facepalm
Well, becoming a dad requires you to actually nut in a woman, or transform from a once nutted-in woman (mom) into a man (dad)
And by that and todayβs science, you can not nut in your AI "wife" thatβs specifically designed to be your match, and that wife can not bring a child in this world, you can not become a dad with an AI partner
I speculate that one day we may engineer digital nuts so that this barrier can be breached.
iβm gonna go with no