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[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I too quiz my partner on the anatomy of genitalia when we're hanging out

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wait, what, you don't have a cloaca?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Way to advertise you don't know how to find the c-spot. So on-brand.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

OMG what a shit take >=[

bad dum tish

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

All I'm saying is "tickle her cloaca and she'll stay wit ya."

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Alright class settle in, today's lecture:

Argonian Sexual Dimorphism:

  • How does a reptile have mammaries?
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

... Maybe they are Hist sap repositories?

There probably actually is some lore on this, and knowing Elder Scrolls / Bethesda, it is probably inconsistent/contradictory.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

For some guys it might well be light years away.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So weird to hear this. Like the whole area just isn’t that big, surely eventually most people stumble into it even if they aren’t making an effort…

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

I very rarely come across a labia minora either at work or at home, but maybe I'm not working in the right place or something.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah after hearing the "can't find the clitoris" and "it doesn't exist" jokes for so long, I was kind of shocked by how easy it was when I finally got down there...

I do believe that there are men who have this issue, but it seems kind of fucked up that the woman would just complain about it rather than take 3 seconds to show them. It's not like it's well hidden or anything.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/debgordon/2023/10/21/90-of-americans-feel-unprepared-by-sex-education-new-survey-shows/

I mean, the state of sex education in the US is abysmal, misinformation and just no information is so rampant that it's rather silly to expect the average young adult to know the detailed anatomic names.

In my life so far, I've dated plently of women who didn't know anatomical names, or with a few, even basic signs of what a vaginal health problem looks like.

With one, I had to deduce that her described urinary problems were possibly actually bacterial vaginosis when I uh, also noticed the smell.

She got extremely pissed off, thinking I was insulting her, thinking I was saying she had an STD/STI... a week later she's back from the doctor and yep, I was right, now she's on antibiotics.

How many women can, off the top of their head, identify the vas deferens, cowper's gland, or know that testicular torsion is even a thing?

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah its awful. Ive had the BV situation happen with two different partners. And God forbid, you bring up anything thats considered outside the heterosexual spectrum in an educational setting. Could you imagine if men were taught about the possibilities of the prostate in a judgement free environment?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I was this close to also mentioning that yeah lol, turns out any guy can have pleasure and potentially an orgasm from proper prostate stimulation...

And you don't even have to be attracted to other dudes to be able to do that, and enjoy it!

Pegging and toys exist!

But again, nope, not allowed by heteronormativity.

To go with another personal anecdote... different girl I was dating at one time, who considered herself pansexual... well, I broached the idea of using an anal toy... and she, again I remind you, a self described pansexual... just started calling me gay, constantly made buttsex jokes and quips all the time, started trying to get me to hook up with dudes.

WTF?!

I respect her gender and sexual identity/preferences, she doesn't respect mine at all, while she's literally wearing rainbow flag pins and going to every pride event in town and constantly making IG posts about how everyone should be more inclusive and accepting?

Sorry to rant but yeah, the hypocrisy is strong and multifaceted in this realm.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Uno Reverse Card:

  • Tell her to point to the Vas Deferens
  • "We're not so different, you and I"
  • High-five
  • True gender-equality finally accomplished
[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

The search still go on ✨

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

But I'd you read the studies:

45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

Source(s):

https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn't know what they never knew existed in the first place

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The first link doesn't work the second is twitter. The third didn't appear to contain the stats you cited.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

From this we can infer that at least 2% of survey respondents were less than a year old

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

idgaf what "science" says.

It's. 👏 Still. 👏 A. 👏 Planet. 👏

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!

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