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[–] dan00@lemm.ee 6 points 1 hour ago

Ehi thats a good british dish… they’re trying their best guys, come on. This is nasty but a good builder breakfast is great: eggs, bacon, hotdogs, potates, beans and tomatoes. You can work for 3 days after it 🤣 south uk fish and chips is the shit ✌️

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 35 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'd say that's a reasonable price for dog food.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 6 points 2 hours ago

Why do you hate dogs?

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As a Spaniard I was going to comment that it is kind of overpriced dog food.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Here in the Netherlands I spend 80 euros on 10kg of cat food (kibble).

[–] bravesirthomas@lemm.ee 5 points 3 hours ago

As a Brit... yeah, that looks disgusting.

[–] synicalx@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Call me a child, but peas are gross. The rest looks fantastic though.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Let us be called children together then. Peas suck absolute ass in terms of texture and taste.

[–] picklejar@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 4 hours ago

You child!

You're welcome.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

That looks fucking disgusting.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

It tastes amazing. I wouldn’t have mushy peas like, but never mind.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I gobble the thing still though.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Poor people acting fancy calling garbage food. Yet after a joint at 3am I would fuck with it. Ever try ketchup and peas?

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 16 points 8 hours ago

Youd have to pay me to eat that shit

[–] Etterra@discuss.online -1 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

What even is that? I see fries, gravy, canned peas and a hot dog? Is that right? Because £4 is overpaying. Currently that's $5.31 in Freedom Funnbux. Definitely overpaid for that.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

*chips :3 big chunky chippy chips like that cannot be called fries. Also our wages are dogshit and our cost of living is sky high that £4 isnt as much as it seems weirdly when a big Mac costs £5 by itself quite often.

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Chips. Fries are thin pieces of fuck all yet full of calories.
With a jumbo sausage. Self explanatory.
Mushy peas. Peas that are mushy.
And gravy. A sauce made from veggies and/or meats.

I'm so old I can when a pea mix (chips and peas together) went up from 16 pence to 22 pence. I can't remember why it went up so much though, I was very young at that time.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

That mate is a jumbo sausage.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago

If I were to spend £4 on a meal, I prefer an egg

[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 31 points 11 hours ago

Those peas look like they came from can in a silent film and were colorized for this photo.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 hours ago

I'd eat that, especially at that price. Not even British

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 69 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Does all British food look like literal diarrhea or only the British food that gets photographed?

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

it just not feeling cute right now 🥹

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[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 26 points 13 hours ago

The cameras lie to you. It looks way less disgusting when you are about to eat it!

~~but yes, it does~~

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[–] kwedd@feddit.nl 10 points 10 hours ago

I'd eat that, and in only a little drunk.

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 43 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I like that we all knew exactly the country

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The £ is a bit of a giveaway.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 23 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I think the r/casualUK is a bigger giveaway

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

The photo have it away, the word chippy confirmed it.

I'm trusting you that it is from r/casual UK lol

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 3 points 8 hours ago

True, but it already felt like a cheap shot. The highland cows are another one.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 21 points 12 hours ago

Luv me mushy peas, simple as

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 9 hours ago

i think it would still be overpriced at 4₱ or 4¥

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 102 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

Looks like the Brits were trying to follow a recipe for poutine, but transcribed it as "peas" instead of "cheese".

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it's suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 10 hours ago

Almost makes me wish I could abide mushy peas. If I did I would finally be allowed to return to the North.

I thought that was blueberry vomit

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