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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

POV: You are a conservative (Politics on "No" column)

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Imagine dating a conservative. Ew.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could also be a radical leftist, i know from the experience tslking about the opressive nsture of capitalism and how were brainwashed by the media into a consumerist lifestyle isnt something most baddies cinsider good first date talk.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago

I'd marry but I'm a bit weird (Lemmy user and all)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

YES:

  • You're basically a centrist!
  • Both sides make some really good points.
  • Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed how nobody wants to work anymore?"
  • Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed we can't joke about anything anymore?"
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bud, fuck that come get shitfaced with me and nerd about about the Titanic

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I couldn't possibly spend a moment with a woman who couldn't talk with me about historical disasters.

I held to my values and wanted good things for myself and that's what I got.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ayup. Autistic abrasive af here, never made any attempt to change or hide who i am. Been happily married 20 years

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Major congratulations. I despair seeing so many people who ostensibly want the same things and yet live in constant stress for living up to some imagined image of what's "normal" or "proper" for a relationship.

People tend to argue for why they're lonely so impassionately that you start to realize that loneliness and hopelessness is what they actually want on some level because it's more comfortable than the challenges of sharing your actual life with someone, and their brains are just inventing stories for why they can't find a partner who they can be friends with and enjoy things together.

We have entire industries of scammers on social media pushing videos that serve only to feed this insecurity and avoidance and it's making everything so much worse. I'm very glad I'm not part of the modern dating world because I've known what I've wanted since the beginning.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 23 minutes ago

I know so many people who are in unhappy relationships because they're following a scrupt.

I also know a great many who have wiped their arse with it.

Best thing you can be is yourself, ya got no other fucking choice anyway

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Something something Rockerfeller

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Every time we launch a titanic a buncha rich cunts die.

We need a fleet

[–] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you've heard about the “pip boy” you’re gonna love the new Incel-erator 5000

I believe it’s a playbook that NFL quarterbacks wear, but I like the Pipboy idea way better

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Checks notes

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

This made me Google Coleen Hoover to find out what she does and I still dont know what she does. Something to do with flowery pastel book covers.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pace yourself - 5 beers/hour

Man's going into the date at marathon pace

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but unlimited tequila judging by the picture

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

With only 5 beers per hour, he's obviously going to be thirsty.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 115 points 2 days ago (4 children)

PACE YOURSELF! 5 beers/hour

Open bottle of tequila

You're not following the instructions!

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 12 points 1 day ago

It doesn't limit tequilas/hr

Tequila isn’t a beer, there were no rules stated about tequila, thus there are no rules against drinking tequila, it’s fair game.

[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

you have to pregame at least enough to be able to talk to the girls and not just hide in a corner

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Holy shit, are we still on Grey's Anatomy?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 days ago (8 children)

it sure is! I proxy watch it by being in the same room as my wife!

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh man this is years ago but my ex used to watch it (may still no idea) and when that plotline with Katherine hegl and her ghost husband was happening I remember lifting my head from my laptop and going "wait what?!" And then laughing my ass off.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then you might have missed the show’s most unhinged moment where a gun hidden in a woman’s vaginal cavity goes off and shoots a patient.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are not fucking serious.

What kind of gun? Lol

100% serious, gungina happens in s18 I think? it’s a pistol.

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[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Hum, 75-100k for a finance something isn't a lot I think. I mean, I know this is a joke but that sounds wrong.

On a side note, I'd love to talk about with him about all the points under "topic to avoid"!

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No politics unless feminist?

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

It’s a good rule for life. :)

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I assumed this was a cheat sheet with the dating profile of someone they were meeting from online dating, but judging by the comments i misinterpreted. Why would someone need a cheat shret with their own name and not know what their own job is?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago
  • "Finance something"
  • variable income

I know it's a joke, but he's lying to get laid.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 day ago

My interpretation is that they're bad at smalltalk and will forget basic facts about themselves. It would fit in with them needing a list of smalltalk topics to choose/avoid...

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago

Because it's their catfish identity I guess.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago

5 beers a day

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I too sometimes forget my own name and work in something field.

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