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[–] smock@sh.itjust.works 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This doesn’t make sense to Americans

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 10 hours ago

...oh, now i get it...

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

She sheds Z sheds by the Z shore.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

in murican it sounds like how a French person would pronounce "the shed"

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that with a silent “D”? I know the French like to drop the end sounds of words… “Zee She”

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 10 points 1 day ago

“Zee shed”

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You aen' zee She, you ahre nòthan

Honhonhonhonhon

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

After coming here I can't tell how to say g and z differently. Why are they doing this :(

They had perfectly different sounds.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Americans used to pronounce Z the same as the rest of the world until someone wrote the ABC song and decided it needed to rhyme with V, and then an entire generation grew up saying it wrong and it stuck. At least that is what I've heard in Canada.

It's also why there is a Canadian version of Sesame street where the last verse doesnt rhyme because up until the late 90s our TV censors used to straight up nope things that would cause kids to be confused about how things should be pronounced.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It was Noah Webster, of the dictionary fame, for the same reason as colo[u]r and cent[re/er] - to put a new identity post revolution on American English

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 3 points 21 hours ago

Looks like it was a combo of both, reading about it further. https://www.rd.com/article/americans-british-pronounce-zee/

Regional dialects at first, but then the dictionary declared it the official pronunciation and shortly after the song was produced, which would have spread the use from being regional and encouraged homogenization

[–] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

but it does sound like a german bond villain

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Zeds Shed, baby. Zeds shed.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago

Dang it.
I mean I'm happy for you, but I really thought I had an original idea there, for a moment.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It must be where he keeps his motorcycle.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 22 hours ago

It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 21 hours ago

It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

But Zeds Dead

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Z shed, door ahead,

we had had a sad fad,

but now we're gigachad

Yeah, I'm releasing my mixtape tomorrow.

UPDATE: I didn't make it out the hood with this one.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Z, I see, the Z shed

[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Zed's shed baby. Zed's shed.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Don't Dead Open Inside

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lime_red@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Only the RCD

Bzzt

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)