Have you NOT?!!
Routhinator
Hear me out, what if you took a portion of income from each citizen to pay for the state, and - shocker idea, what if people who make way more than it costs to lived.. gasp PAID MORE!?
The tampon in the nose killed me
I tried for 2 years to get my kid into Star Wars using the chronological order, and I could not get him through Episode 1 without him knowing WHO Darth Vader was. Finally decided to go in the release order, and he was hooked from the first scene. Watched all of them now.
Chapter 4 is the best starting point.
The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake
Possible some sort of breaded chicken patty dipped in sauce... ?
Was coming to say this.. This is considered cooked?
Even the toast is underdone
Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?
You mean he's fucked coaches AND couches?
Also, maybe Im not used to how modern railways work, but if this is a railyway roundabout, where are the tracks? This appears to be paved and designed for cars...
Apple is part of the problem

I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.