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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Surely you become the sausage, not the hot dog? Unless you lay in a long bread roll as well?

What else is there to do for fun??

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I lay in your mom’s yeast roll

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

The real hot dog was the hot dog we made along the way

[–] RedBauble@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Does this mean a hotdog is positevely invariant?

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Yes I’m a hot dawg for sure.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 38 points 2 days ago

You are what you eat.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

On a definitely related note, I've recently been thinking it's wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them.

In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Imagine if all roads were made of soft squishy stuff like rubber or carpet…one can only dream…

[–] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 20 hours ago

Just go to Vegas and walk through the casinos now imagine them even less maintained

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

worldwide astroturf

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That sounds fucking disgusting

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no, roads would be soft and nice!

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago
[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Asphalt and concrete roads are both just elaborate gravel roads

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I am a meat popsicle.

The rest of the animal isn’t around a hot dog casing.

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Both correct.

Also, there are four lights.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago

There's a fifth, but

[–] LuckyJones@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shh! Not so loud. You'll spook the neighbours.

They're made out of meat

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe we're a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

if you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it's not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take

[–] tfowinder@beehaw.org 1 points 1 day ago

Your take is shit!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

It only stops being a hot dog when it comes out of your ass as it is no longer encased.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But by that logic, a human centipede wouldn't be a string of hot dogs.

I don't know if they're dogs, but they're definitely hot. 3===\\\\'=>

3=\\\\'===>

3===\\\\'=> -.

[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago

a hotdog isn't just a sausage, but we might consider ourselves sausages tho

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We are all hot dogs on this blessed day. 🙌

[–] draconik@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago

Speak for yourself

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Only after you wrap yourself in a bread blanket

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It’s hotdogs all the way down

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not all hotdogs have casings

this is what ancient greek philosophy is actually like

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Oh hotdog, you completo me.

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Sausage in - sausage out

this is like some wacky epiphany I'd have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Philosophy memes