He also wouldn't kill himself.
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One thing you can always bet on with fascists, is that they will always take the easy way out. I see him killing himself before getting prison time
Trump would try to kill himself by injecting himself with the most toxic chemicals ever conceived, the covid vaccine.
Trump would try to kill himself and somehow against all reason fuck it up.
Actually he secretly vaccinated himself. He tried to convince his fans to do it during one rally and after he got boos he never did it again.
I honestly believe he might under the right circumstances.
Do those circumstances involve a bunker?
I don't think Melania will be down with that.
She'd just tell him to go first.
Stifle yourself Melania.
At least Jim Jones was heavily involved in charity work before the whole, uh... cult-of-personality murder-suicide stuff. Trump's never done a charitable thing in his life.
Au contraire! He stole donated money from his children’s cancer charity.
Oh. No, wait you're right.
Unless it benefited him. I bet there's some sort of donations-to-family-charity stuff that happened
he would be the cult leader to poison the rest of his cult members and bounce with all thier money.
He would, but his charity was shut down. /s
Please let all the MAGATS drink poison kool aid 🙏🏼. The IQ of the country would skyrocket. That would truly make America great again.
I think the average IQ would remain at 100
Because...? You just need to hate Americans?
The joke was that's how the IQ works. It's a relative measurement, not an absolute. So the average IQ per definition should always be 100, but it also needs constant adjustment.
I see, I didn't know that is how it works
Naah. They’re just bad at math.
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they already do , bleach, essential oils and hydroxyflourquinone.
Yeah, but it's too slow. It's on par with suicide by smoking.
Flavor Aid, not Kool Aid.
Trump would charge Kool Aid prices for Flavor Aid
It sucks that koolaid gets roped in like that, but even more horrible are the recordings of what drinking poison sounds like. I try not to invoke the event through that phrase, either way.
koolaid was always an expression for "getting drunk from the propaganda"
Apparently the phrase first showed up in 1968, but "drinking the koolaid" is more strongly associated with the Jonestown mass suicide in 1978, wherein 900 cult members all drank cyanide-laced Flavoraid, including young children, and the audio recordings of that event are haunting.
Jim Jones at least claimed to care about people
And maga would buy it.
Trump wouldn’t have to charge a penny, his followers would happily guzzle down the Kool-Aid.