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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 308 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading "Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF".

  • It's textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people's faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
  • The only thing that isn't funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
  • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
  • Die mad.
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 123 points 6 days ago (4 children)

die mad

Fuck I love this site so much more than the "you've been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can't know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users." site

[–] Donjamos@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

All that we are deleting the comment thing really annoys me. They even link your post in the "you have been banned" notice. And it leads to exactly nothing because at the same moment they delete your post. What's the point of linking said post if it's not available any longer. Im advocating violence fairly often, how the hell am I supposed to remember what I got banned for?

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Ahh Reddit. I do not miss that garbage fire.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Agh, I looked at it and thought it looked wrong but got too arrogant to look it up. Appreciated.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.

It's still kind of grimly funny if you think about those Ukranians' opponent being some dumbass who didn't even get taught how to soldier in a language he understood before he was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and turned into their cannon fodder.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

Can we get updates as the months roll on?

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 101 points 6 days ago (6 children)

If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.

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[–] InternetRando@lemmy.myserv.one 83 points 6 days ago (2 children)

All that just because he was afraid that he was gonna like sucking cock

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 42 points 6 days ago (3 children)

He might end up having to do so anyway. Dedovshchina (ritual hazing of Russian army recruits) will happen to him and sexual abuse isn't uncommon.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

... Is the whole country just gay and hiding behind homophobia? Do they just need to learn to accept themselves and each other?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 24 points 6 days ago

Heard a quote that sums it up pretty well.

"Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power."-dunno who to attribute this too.

I don't completely agree with that, but I think it sums up some people in the Russian military pretty well.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 73 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn't met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one "went to shit." Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that's why he chose to move to Texas. "God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see." I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

A bad interaction like this shouldn't ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I'm so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Another Texan here that was in education but I got out because of people like the one you described (and a general feeling of burn out).

Sorry to hear that about the interaction and the fact that the guy is integral/HR. I’m sort of amazed that he didn’t change or grow as a person after having traveled and moved around like that, but I guess that goes to show you can’t really teach someone who doesn’t want to learn. Having grown up in Texas I can understand that way of conservative thinking, but luckily thanks to having been exposed to different ways of thinking and cultures, I can never empathize with that kind of thinking. I’m tired at this point and if a republican coworker of mine really wants to fight me over how great their cult is, I’m just gonna turn the cheek and walk away, like I don’t think it’s worth the effort anymore to even engage with them over politics.

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[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Met someone at a dive bar recently that was a raging piece of shit MAGAt and went on and on about hating DEI and how white people deserve equality too...

...fucking turns out they also work in HR at a company. Sadly I wasn't able to figure out what company (was hoping to report them). But dear god. Worst HR person ever.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago

He gets to die fighting for what he believes in--Oligarchs that don't give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they're all poors.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (4 children)

My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we're all hanging out in the living room.

I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.

I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love lemmy. This comment would have got you banned on Reddit

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What could be more sublime than the freedom to unburden oneself of a deep inner truth? Fuck the police, death to the IDF, Luigi did nothing wrong, and please rate my drawing of Muhammad: {ಠ⁠,⁠_⁠」⁠ಠ}

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[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 22 points 6 days ago

I hope more magas follow this success story

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

it sounds like this guy has a pattern of behavior being easily-duped.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nothing of value was lost when he moved away. Nothing of value will be lost when his corpse is left rotting in a field.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

His wife, Deanna Huffman, received a bag of potatoes at her home outside Moscow soon after her husband was killed in action.

Apparently his value was a (small) bag of potatoes.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 days ago

When Tim Cook came out as gay, Russia took down a statue honoring Steve Jobs. That's a completely different person. How intolerant can you get?

This refugee from "woke" can suck it. Poor widdle baby gonna get shot, boo hoo.

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

record scratch "yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess"

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

“You see, I’m a complete fucking idiot and huge bigot, and while the latter basically requires the former it’s so much of who I am that I feel it best to mention. Anyway, I hear some buzzing in the sky, gunna go check that out.”

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 days ago (7 children)
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[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I hope he takes several bullets in the teeth.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

He will swallow his gun the moment they hand one over to him. A Russian conscript and a foreigner from the softest country in history? This dude is probably dead already.

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Coming soon to an FPV drone video.

[–] angband@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (6 children)

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I hear that the Ukrainian drones are good at locking onto anti-woke solders.

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