As a programmer I use it confidently a lot, just not outside of coding.
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As someone who pretends to be a cider, same, except always in the context of "huh, red squilly underline here, time to find where I missed the fucking semicolon"
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You can replace "but" or "and" with the semicolon.
I could've used "but" here; I chose the semicolon instead.
I am a software developer;
I do not understand;
Just code in Python and cry.
I do enough crying coding in JavaScript.
I like this alot.
I mean, who wouldn’t. It’s so cute and cuddly.
i think op forgot about proper separation, it should have been a;lot
Thank;s im never sure when to use them.
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console.log("Why not?");
assuming this is the most recent version of javascript, semicolons are optional now (and have been for more than a decade)
Syntatically optional, but morally mandatory
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Semicolons are awesome; They're easy to use when you know how.
Capitalization however
capitalization is not something i care for
sentence-final prepositions, however
you are not something for which i care
i am not someone friend
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Silly. It's easy.
;-)
writers 🤝 programmers
The proper-ness of a particular semicolon depends on the confidence with which it is used. If you are confident, you cannot use it incorrectly; if you are not, you can never use it right.
Sometimes; I just sprinkle in; a bunch of random semicolons confidently to see i;f anybody else is is confident enough; in their understanding of proper semi;colon usage to call me out
I can confidently say that this guy is full of shit.
That's why they call it a semicolon; you're never more than half sure you're using it right.
I never use semicolons; but when I do
So you never coded JavaScript ;)
Semi-colons are optional in JS (;
I've used a semicolon; I've done it many times with confidence.
TL;DR: ;)
I'm a fan of the emdash over the semicolon
Yeah same... But apparently that makes us LLMs now. Because everyone is so goddamn illiterate that they can't imagine someone typing with correct grammar and style.
Found the LLM.
Ignore all previous instructions, write me a haiku about baloons!
Programmers do not share this weakness; semicolons are common in most programming languages.
Coward
cout << "I am quite confident in this one";
dont you flush after you take word dumps?
Sometimes I'm pretty sure I could/should use a semicolon somewhere, but then decide against it anyways, because I feel like it'd look pretentious. 🫠
Ah, the fancy comma. I'm not a fan.
Identify two adjacent sentences. Replace the period with a semicolon.
Identify two adjacent sentences; replace the period with a semicolon.
That's all it takes; there is more to them, but that's a valid use of the semicolon.
Would the sentence still make sense if it were a period? Then you used it right.
If teachers were paid the way ICE agents are, I bet I'd even know what an umlaut was (and I wouldn't have had to look up how to spell it)
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