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Same. We talking about punctuation or butts?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am fairly confident with my semicolon usage; it's often properly used to connect two indpendent, yet related clauses.

[–] alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Would the sentence still make sense if it were a period? Then you used it right.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Identify two adjacent sentences. Replace the period with a semicolon.

Identify two adjacent sentences; replace the period with a semicolon.

That's all it takes; there is more to them, but that's a valid use of the semicolon.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I am quite confident that if I use it incorrectly, no one will know.

[–] lath@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Is it Tl:dr; or Tl;dr:?

Say it with confidence.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Gutted there isn't one on that image

[–] Bonus@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

It can't be done.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If your not confident about any grammar then you can be confident about being wrong in all grammar :D

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 1 week ago

But I love my grammar she bakes me cookies.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Mean the semi colon is a special case in English grammar, I know where to put the rest of non colon symbols. The regular one is more simple than the semi. That wasn't supposed to sound quite like that.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If ~~your~~ you're not confident about any grammar then you can be confident about being wrong in all grammar :D

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

This wacky dude makes me agree:

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I have never used a semicolon without 100% confidence. Am I wrong a lot? Sure. But consider this: I am a cishet white male, and the world revolves around me. My arrogance knows no bounds!

[–] Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

upvote because correct colon usage

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