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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well too bad now I am definitely thinking about it.

[–] Fluid@aussie.zone 108 points 3 days ago

Newsflash! Every beer bottle can be put in sand quite easily already.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

At least these ones are flared at the base.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

No one talking about the fact that the label says "Cream Blindness"??

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

A guy shoving a beer bottle up his ass is one of the things that precipitated the collapse of Yugoslavia

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

at least the sharp edges of the bottle cap could dig in and therefore function as a sort of a base

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Apparently I'm that guy, but I definitely think it would just tear about 20 neat little grooves in one's rectum, and not do jack shit to prevent it being "lost"

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 70 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Without a base, without a trace.

[–] ksigley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy cow, this is great. Thank you. I will be stealing this handy little phrase.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't take credit for the phrase. On the podcast Jordan Jesse Go with Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorne, they celebrate Anal August. It's a month where they celebrate anal toy safety.

[–] ksigley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'll have to check it out. Thank you for sharing :^)

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hollow and made of glass? Don’t shove it in your ass.

Probably the only bottle you can use for sex is a champagne bottle. Since those don’t break as easily.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder... What if you removed the wires holding the cork, inserted said cork end of the bottle, and shook the bottle mercilessly. How would the ER get to the cork from that far up?

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm sure they can extract it from your chest cavity during your autopsy.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tie a string around the top and launch it into someone's ass with a spud cannon. Rectal harpoon.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Then pull back with Scorpion line: Get over here!

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 126 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into the sand, and why would you choose a shape that can’t be put on a table or upright in a fridge?

It’s a pretty looking bottle though :)

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Reminds me of the PET bottle before refined into to the actual bottle:

PET-Rohling (German article)

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 days ago

The long-time tradition of sticking objects into one’s anus transcends borders :)

Oh wait…you were referring to bottles that can’t stand upright, weren’t you?

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[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

People who live near the beach you're trying to drink on. Nothing says "I dont respect nature or your home" better than bringing a bunch of disposable beer bottles that you will statistically probably leave in the sand or throw into the ocean as soon as youre done with them. This is probably more a rant about overtourism than it is about beer bottles, but seeing a bottle thats designed to bring to the beach made my blood boil.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into

Thought this was going another direction...

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[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Instructions unclear, now my ass is stuck in the beach.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (25 children)

Why would you put your beer in the sand? It'll get hot quickly.

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You also put water in the sand. As the water evaporates, the beer will grow a small beer-tree with 6-7 small beers you can harvest.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

fun fact: people often go to the er from 'falling' onto objects like beer bottles and then getting them stuck, a friend of mine once sent me a picture of a closet in the hospital she works at that was filled with the objects people had 'fallen on'

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that some kind of trophy room?? Why are they keeping them???

[–] krawutzikaputzi@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

I guess so... We have a cabinet full of stuff people stuck up their urethra. They are cleaned and kept. I don't know why, maybe just for fun. And yeah it's fun to look at that.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 17 points 3 days ago

For the aroma.

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago

Hold my beer.... WAIT! NO!!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Why would you want to put a bottle in the sand? Wouldn’t the sand just warm up the beer quicker?

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In case you don't want it in your ass?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Why would you want to put a bottle in your ass? Wouldn’t your ass just warm up the beer quicker? Hmmm... although if I shove ice up their first...

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't put glass bottles up your ass, they can break. PET bottles, preferrably filled with water if thin walled, are more recommended as a crude DIY solution, but still have their own issues, like lacking a base, and still can break.

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