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What happens if they hit the pope with the pope hammer and the pope sits up and screams "Ow!" ??? π€
Do they just keep hitting him with the hammer or do they need to use magic to destroy the undead abomination?
If the pope can't cast Abjure Hammer he doesn't deserve to be pope
The hammer deals holy damage, so it'll be very effective to keep hitting.
critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease
Shouldn't the pope be strong against holy damage? Unless...Holy shit someone call Dan Brown!
Six more weeks of winter.
Rossi pra Papa! VocΓͺ leu aqui primeiro, comigo.
A eleição vai ser decidida na cage.
The hammer does +1d8 radiant damage against undead
I'm guessing the college of cardinals makes that decision on a case by case basis.
Shell cases, if that hammer is any indicator.
[insert monty python "Bring out your dead" sketch here]
"I feel happy! Happy! Hap-" thud
"Thanks for that."