how the fuck does a guy gain control of the regulatory agencies overseeing the industries he works in, and then proceed to fucking lose money? this is up there with 'bankrupting a casino' levels of stupid
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Hmmmm, would a high suicide rate of billionaires be beneficial to society…
Nah, I prefer the Luigi method.
If you want something done right.
Fuck Elon, I hope a drowneds in a 10ft pit submerged in his own cum.
Yeah, I check the stock daily. They're doing fine because every cunt in the world keeps buying.
I'm doing my part by being as rude and mean to any tesla driver I can. They need to know nazis of all types are hated.
Maybe he can call up Adrian Dittmann to cheer him up.
Oh no, how awful! Quick everyone, let's all go out and buy a Tesla to make him feel better.
I'd buy a Tesla honestly but I can't afford one. I can't afford a gas shitbox either. When my car gets too expensive to repair I'm going to be so fucked.
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It's depressing how much headlines can deceive. This is /r/politics all over again, with the most "technically true" statements that get people excited but the results you expect from reading the headlines will never come
hey. stocks do NOT reflect profit. a stock is not what makes money it's just a share % of the company/investment. just because stocks go up does not mean a company is making profit. there is a HUGE difference! please understand that, thank you.
Profits have nothing to do with Tesla’s stock price, unfortunately.
Tesla stocks skyrocketed when Musk looked like he was unoficially elected as the new president. Now that he's got all the files he needs via Doge and he's backing out, they went back to normal growth.
Tesla's stock price going up or down is a completely different matter than company earnings. The report is on their actual company profits, which are down 71% -- meaning they aren't selling as many cars. That's a big deal. Let's keep making sure that owning a Tesla becomes completely socially unacceptable.
Tesla reported lower than expected earnings on Tuesday, with first-quarter profits dropping 71% on much lower sales of electric vehicles.
The issue is less that they've returned to normal growth and more that they have lost countless future sales. This is only the beginning of Tesla's woes.
Sure... Maybe... People have short memories. Over a million people died and tons of people voted to reelect Trump.
I laugh at sad Nazis.
Gee, I wonder if he will get so depressed he tops himself?
End of Tesla. Let's do it.
Let's bring the bourgeoisie down before it's too late. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. Accountability for the traitors to humanity.
Mush is an easy target. We're have a harder time getting a handle on Bozos. We need some spine in the government that can tax some fuckers.
Bezos has a really tall hedge around his house. Tough to get in there.
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Unbelievable that TESLA's shares skyrocketed after this catastrophic earnings.
It's their loss. These people are deluding themselves into thinking that the Tesla brand will bounce back once Elon steps away from DOGE. They're going to lose a ton when it either tanks again after Trump raises tariffs again just for fun, or when the company goes bankrupt because nobody is buying their cars.
What's also unreal is the stocks going up whenever Musk makes a promise. He just now said he foresees total self driving by year end. Even a casual observer like me has seen him fail to deliver, again and again and again.
Guess investors know this and also know the stock will bump whenever he lies. No one thinks they'll be the one left holding the bag.
it is called market manipulation; any other company stock would have plummeted after such report; it is a meme stock
Human society just has to round this one up by ishowspeed randomly slamming open some entrance near Musk, taking aim and lining up a smack - which is accelerated by speed leaning into it with a double flip - that explodes on to Elons face, effectively implanting Elons skull into the center of a small crater.
The monument of his remains will be maintained to inform future generations of what had transpired that day.
To be fair, he did make a prediction before the election that the DOGE cuts will cause some financial pain.
But consequences aren’t supposed to affect him. That’s why his identity is wealth.
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Too. Fucking. Bad.
That's what you get for earning value with memes instead of with true quality. It won't last.
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