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[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

League of Legends 🀒

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 63 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Just yesterday this guy comes up too me, big guy, hairy guy, tears in his eyes, and when I remove the ball gag he says "Sir, would you spank me. I heard you were the best, and I want the best." And so I bent him over and spanked him to within an inch of his life. Other people, they would have stopped after a couple swats, but I really let him have it on his beautiful bear backside.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 57 points 17 hours ago

This is the worst genre of fanfic.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

People say no one has ever chugged a cock with more grace. They actually say that. No one. Not ever. And they’re right.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 23 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He came, big man, tough man, tears in his eyes. Thanking me for what I did.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 12 hours ago

God, when I read it it was like his voice was saying it in my head.

[–] AntiGuide@feddit.org 64 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 53 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

"Some people- some people call me the throat GOAT, believe me folks, lots of people are saying it all over, some very smart people. I've got the rainbows and the glitter, they say 'Donald, nobody does glitter better than you, wow"

[–] koper@feddit.nl 51 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago

Satire is well and truly dead, isn't it?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine the world we'd be living in if this was true.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Saved from Trumpism by homophobia.

No Roe v Wade overturned, less Russian control of the government, no DOGE, no trade war.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I for some reason imagined MAGA being gay instead. Which may be interesting for LGBTQ rights.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Remember....Grinder gets a huge uptick during the GOP convention. Lot of closet homosexuality going on there. I would even dare to say a ton of MAGA are closet homosexuals. Those wives aren't getting what they need from MAGA husband's.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Couldn't imagine denying your nature so hard you fall to fascism. Its not even bad bangin' dudes, hardly something to get upset over.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

Check out this 2002 book by a gay former conservative journalist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinded_by_the_Right

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

100% correct. Look at the ancient Greeks. Banging dudes and chicks. Everyone was getting laid. I blame shitty Christianity personally.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I don't suck dicks, but if I did, I'd be good at it

Stay thirsty, my friends.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Only the biggest dicks. Huge dicks. Many people have been saying, they come up to me and say, "You look like you could take an incredibly big dick, Donny". I'm not saying I do it, folks. But I have had a lot of people who think I should.

What do you think? Should I do it folks? Nah. Nah. But maybe...