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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I know they don't look at me like that when I barge in.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

I've seen what happens, and I don't think you're allowed to show uncontrollable diarrhea in marketing material

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Prop head on one of the corners, close eyes, float into the abyss.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 156 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

A nice glass of wine to go with the coffee

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 117 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I feel personally attacked!

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago

Draining the blood away from the meat.

[–] CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry

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[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (28 children)

NGL I never understand why people do things in the bath

[–] chewables@piefed.social 88 points 1 week ago (4 children)

as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:

  1. it's warm
  2. gravity isn't being as much of a removed on your joints as it usually is (if you're over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)

thanks i'm here all week

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.

Unfortunately I don't have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall :/

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But do you achieve your breasting in a boobily fashion?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

titfully so

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[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

breasting so boobily

I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's relaxing, but I wouldn't spend hours reading or something, it's just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (10 children)
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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.

Mmm yes

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago (10 children)

ADHD brain can't handle a bath. It's too much relaxing and not enough doing.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If I drink that much coffe I'll poop in the bathtub

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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Where's the hair wall?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I wish women were real. They're so pretty.

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[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

[–] isar@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.

That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

You’d have to get a magic wand that doesn’t plug into the wall though, so you’re giving up on a bit of power.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago (17 children)

wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

Just remember to do Kegels until the bathwater is out before you leave the tub.

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