this one time a girl at a party started to fondle my balls in the corridor and I thought she was just joking so I reciprocated by crushing a Dorito onto her head

My wife had to literally sexually assault me for me to get the hint.

c) You can't tell in this situation

What media is this scene from? I wanna watch it lol.

Yeah, well, sometimes she is just a kind person

They always miss one signal; talking.

Most are just kind persons or just attention seeking. As soon as they see any engagement, they´ll lose interest and leave.

I dunno, so far I've always guessed right.