submitted 1 year ago by [A, M] to c/TooDumbToImagine
 

cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/32586155

i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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[–] 40 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Elon stumbles into office: "Why is the app updating so damn often" *throws random Hitler Salute*

Lead engineer, seeing him and his family being evicted and living under a bridge before his inner eye: "Uh, that's because we improve the code so fast"

Elon, throwing another Hitler Salute: "Cool."

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    "0.987 Patch Notes: Update to the patch number from 0.986 to 0.987... that is all"

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Release buggy piece of shit, constantly fix bugs and introduce new ones, see we are better than the rest! Profit??

    Of course this comes from the man who still uses line of code as a metric of a good developer. So everything he says about engineering is completely worthless.

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  • [–] [S, A] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Everything he says about anything is worthless

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No no, if he would call himself an incompetent sack of shit he would be completely correct! Though it would hold no information no.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So Grok has a shit ton of bugg fixes?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Imagine thinking pushing 25 updates in 2 weeks is a good thing.

    Way to make it look like you are constantly putting out fires and fixing undertested code.

    Clown operation

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago*

    He could also have written: Grok is better because it has more commits and LOC than the others!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    app upgrades are roughly on par with internal upgrades

    WHERE IS THE PROOF FOR THAT CLAIM?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is this when Elon learns about Goodhart's Law?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Clearly AI made that chart, because it's wrong.

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  • [–] [S, A] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Or made by himself with PowerPoint

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