Why should the fucking birthday of a president be celebrated as a state ceremony anyway?
The only person I remember doing that called himself the Führer
Ok, maybe that's the one he compares himself most to ...
this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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It's the 250th birthday of the US Army, this was supposedly in planning already under Biden's administration. Trump is definitely taking the opportunity to make it about himself though.
Imagine turning 250 years and as a gift you get to parade in front of your supreme overlord lol
Happens every year in North Korea and I'm pretty sure in Russia as well
while they're doing that, fort knox will be completely unguarded! it'll be the perfect heist!
Cue montage
Who wants to link arms and block the parade 1989 style?
Any other takers?
the fact that any amount of my tax dollars will be going to a parade just for this cunt's birthday makes me seethe with fury.
It's gonna end up being 666 soldiers and there'll be a thing