This is hilarious.

Sidenote PSA: If you must use a microwave, turn the power down and increase the time proportionally. Use the minimum power if possible. I get that the perceived benefit of a microwave is the speed, but I would argue that it's the automation. It's totally fine to have something in the microwave for an hour, if it will come out better. You can always do other stuff while it's running.

I always have this with my soup, the bowl is so hot and the soup is just... cold