When my cat was around 17-20 he stopped getting up to puke. Before he hated being anywhere near his puke but at some point it just changed

Brah my cat did this to me yesterday but instead of the bed it was the dining room mat, fucker was less than 1 metre from an open door....

I'm glad they don't do it on my bed, but my cats will leave the tile floor and go yak on carpet 100% of the time.

Our cats usually just pick the nearest surface (often the kitchen floor)