Also it isn't funny. Not in the "boo hoo that's NOT FUNNY!" crybaby sense, but in the "99.999% of all standup comedy" sense. I've heard that in Foreign Lands you can't pull a prank once the clock strikes noon, or else you are the April fool and presumably get put in a stock and pillory till sundown.
"And they're almost all brown, right? Can we do better than just 1.2?"
Inb4 people come here to defend their self-righteousness. No, nephews. You made a stupid choice for stupid reasons, and it's time to accept your core values are obnoxious and self-centered, and then shape up.
Spez bent over because they were both on that island but Elon has pictures.
Ha ha "pew research"
Of course, of course. And are the dumbfucks from America in the room with us right now?
Maybe instead of jumping to conclusions and making shit up, you could calm down and stay in your lane instead.
Also it's going to be a cold day in Hell before a woman wins.
He looks like that one Homestar Runner fan's unintentional dumpy Robert Smith costume
Yeah, that's really funny.
Plus a paragraph retrospective on the song's cultural impact that functions as a sales pitch for overpriced weed
Are they trying to look scared shitless to undermine the whole farce, or do they actively want to create a martyr? Those are the only two options that don't require a room temperature IQ.