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[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

A camera and a car keys

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A cat and a laptop.

The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Pocket knife and a zippo.

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

A joint and a laptop

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Weed vape and this bad boy

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I legit want to use that for home defense.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Do you not?

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!

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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 17 points 1 day ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 6 points 1 day ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Guilt and regret

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A beer and a tablet stylus

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Garden knife and iron skillet.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.

And both these items make good impromptu weapons.

[–] ytsedude@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[–] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A knife. And another knife.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

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