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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's the party of family values saying about this?

To paint a clearer picture, remember when Biden stepped down and Kamala took over his candidacy? You know, the thing that's already had a precedent set and are the rules for our democracy?

Member how Conservatives have cried and removeded and moaned about Kamala apparently being 'annointed' undemocratically?

Let me ask again: what is the party of family values saying about this? Because it sure as fuck seems like blatant hypocrisy to me. Again.

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

As if she went into this blind. Conservatives know what kind of people conservatives are; they just try to tell us it is something else that is not deranged.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is all staged melodrama. It's so fucking obviously scripted to distract that it's shameful the Internet and media are even attempting to sell it as some risque genuine drama.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago (9 children)

This is so fucking gross and please don't think it's what I think but:

An Asian wife is great if you're a VC in silicon valley but what if you want to be president?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Except that she's getting pushed to convert now as the result of this. So, typical GOP tactic, make an insane comparison and then use the halfway point to force others to move the direction you want.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 27 points 2 days ago

What if you want the Nazi vote you mean.

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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Yeah they both try to compensate for their small dicks

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't wait for her tell-all book.

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

Give your butt a break, just get a bidet.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

I guess JD is going to have to sleep on the couch. I said ON the couch JD. I don't want to get the couch steam cleaned again. Dammit...

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago

The sun must make her skin leathery, like a couch

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I guess that’s why you don’t marry a facist

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I give it 2 years before they're together.

[–] Crapattf2@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

3 -6 months - Vance and wife split, She loves him very much but won't convert. we're both committed to caring for their children who you won't see much of again

6 months to a year , Vance and the grieving mrs kirk are supporting each other through these difficult times.

by end of year two they are married.

will be sped up if trumps health takes a turn, bonus points if the current mrs vance dies within 4 years

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

By split you mean she gets deported to Africa or disappeared?

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That would be a serious downgrade for JD. Usha is a highly accomplished lawyer who graduated top of her class at Yale, clerked for 2 supreme court justices and by all accounts is the brains behind JD Vances rise to power. Erika Kirk was miss Arizona and married to a shitstain.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Okay, but, and hear me out on this. Erika is white, and that's very valuable to some people

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 16 points 1 day ago

All the Maga people will hear our of that is " Erika Kirk was miss Arizona", that's all they will care about, oh and the other thing.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume there hasn't been an affair for 2 years already.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

JD had Kirk taken out because he was going to go public with it.

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