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[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Pros and cons of breadbox? Any paladins out there willing to enlighten us?

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm just saying twist and tuck is the best because it seals well enough and it's fast and requires no additional equipment. If you have a breadbox that's peak convenience, but I've only seen one family that had one ever, and they had the counter space for it.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We have a bread box but keep the bread in the bag inside the box.

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe it depends on climate, but bread left out where I am gets moldy way before it gets stale. The best solution is to keep it in the freezer (in a bag, and any of those methods but CE would probably be fine). Weeks later, the bread is still soft and send fresh. Bread thaws unbelievably fast. If I'm making a sandwich, I take two slices out and put them on a plate separated. Usually by the time I've got the other ingredients ready to go, the bread is thawed. If you're toasting the bread, it can go straight from freezer to toaster. If you're making sandwiches to take to work or school, you can just make them on the frozen bread.

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[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let's put an end to the discussion

lol
lmao

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[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Htf does the bottle cap work

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[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am lawful neutral (use clip it came with) until about halfway through the loaf, then I become chaotic neutral (twist and tuck) at the back half.

There isn’t enough bag to properly twist and tuck until that point anyway.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

I'm lawful neutral until I lose the bread clip and go chaotic neutral. Sometimes I'm lawful good the whole time, but I've been chaotic at the start and that's fun!

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I keep my bread in the fridge, and then it doesn't matter.
I guess it means I'm in Pathfinder universe or something

[–] vodka@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

This, keep it in fridge and only tuck.

Quick round in the toaster if needed for the cold bread, or not if it is used to make lunch to bring to work or something.

[–] YummyEntropy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No other neutral evil folks? Ah well, I haven't eaten bread in ages anyhow.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It is the optimal way. Lowest effort, fastest, same result, no additional stuff needed.

[–] JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I tie a knot AND twist and tuck. Where does that leave me?

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don't work for easy sandwiches.

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[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do none of you people have clothes pins? Or does that count as Neutral Good?

Also, CG and CN need to be switched. There is no way the bottle hack counts as "good."

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[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Twist, tuck, freeze

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral, or if the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral.

[–] Kolgeirr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chaotic neutral also if it comes with one of those wire twist ties, ain't nobody got time for that. Only plastic clips get reused.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

Oh I like twisty ties! Because I just wrap it once around the bag, then I get to spin the bread like a nunchuck to twist it all up

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I guess I'm lawful evil lol

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.

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[–] luckystarr@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

As long as it's airtight and not stored for weeks it's ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Chaotic neutral for the win.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit

I never knew that I am chaotic neutral

using the bottle neck

stands up in his chair

brilliant...

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