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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 1 month ago

A development this groundbreaking is definitely worth another 12-figure investment.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So is there a sea horse emoji or not?

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wait, why isn't this a thing tho?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because then we would need a pregnant male seahorse emoji and the world isn't ready for that.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

That makes me want it more.

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[–] lacktoes_but_tolerant@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Close enough 🤣

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm just mad I can't use dashes as punctuation anymore 🫩

*Without it looking like I'm using chatgpt

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Now you can't write without using em-dashes or you'll be called a bot.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Looking pretty sus there using a dash in emdash

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Same. Same.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OpenAI in 2020: Proves its own models will never, ever, reach 95% human accuracy.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2001.08361

DeepMind: Corrects their math, limit is still <95% with Infinite power and training.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2102.06701

Investors: "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"

[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Totally not a bubble! Just a few thousand more data centers!

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Ok, what the heck is an em-dash?

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There are two types of dashes. One is the "n-dash" (or "en-dash"), which takes up one space, and is most often used to hyphenate words; and the other is the "m-dash" (or "em-dash) which takes up two spaces, and is most often used to bracket off parenthetical information within a sentence, like kind of a lighter weight parentheses. Em-dashes get used a lot in novels and other published writing that is subject to correction from a professional copy editor, but very rarely in the daily typing of regular people. So now when people see it getting used they just assume it must be a clanker.

[–] Thalfon@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A slight correction, en-dashes are used mostly to indicate ranges like Mon–Fri. Hyphens are a separate third thing, smaller than an en-dash.

- hyphen
– en-dash
— em-dash

They get their names originally from having the same width as the letter n or m respectively in typesetting (though not all fonts follow that necessarily).

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Thank you for this!!!!

[–] Zapados@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

M-dashes are super useful for setting off parentheticals nicely.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you for the synopsis. However;

This is a clanker:

and this is software:

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You should be able to figure it out—even if you don't know what you're looking for—if you're sent the proper response ;)

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn’t even use em dashes lol

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lmao fat-fingered my keeb when typing. Edited my original comment. I should have coffee before posting first thing in the morning :)

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

One of my colleagues submitted a PR with a bunch of emojis in the readmes and log statements and I'm just so infuriated with it.

[–] wilfim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I literally see it everywhere in my companies' documentation

[–] pftbest@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just made a CI pass to forbid non ASCII characters in the code. Found a lot of em dashes :(

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are plenty of non ASCII characters that are okay in code. ñ comes to mind. There are also box drawing characters.

[–] pftbest@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We don't use them in my project, I only added an exception for ©®™ and such. You can easily whitelist any character range you need. My command looks like this:

- (! grep -r -I -P '[^\x{00}-\x{7f}©®™°]' src)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

This is goofy, I'm not gonna fail a build because somebody used some random Unicode character. That's draconian.

[–] sfgifz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Our leadership made using and excelling at Copilot as one of our Key Results for upskilling, I make it point to make my code look as botty as possible to show how serious I'm about achieving the target 🎯

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah, they used ⚠️ in a warning.

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[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a few billion more..? 🤲

[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I heard Altman wants a trillion $ bailout

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fuck that stupid AI/AGI narrative, even if this is meant as a joke. They're LLMs. Some of them not even so large. A bunch of if statements with access to all the data that advertising companies like Google have harvested for decades.

[–] Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're thinking of expert systems, an old form of AI from the 70s

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna use it manually but in the wrong — places.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Wonder if you specify to use en dashes instead if it just collapses and the simulation resets

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bad news, everyone: your AI detection skills are now useless. Every comment here including mine is AI slop.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Dude, Ive been writing for a couple of years now. And I use em dashes, probably because all the authors I like use them. As soon as this AI thing started doing it, everything Ive ever written turned into AI slop over night lol.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AGI is science fiction and never happening

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't say never, but certainly not this century. Probably not the next one, either.

And at this point we might as well refer to it as something like "Machine Consciousness", because "AI" an any derivatives of it have been rendered garbage for actually talking about the sci-fi concept.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

AI was never used to refer to human like intelligence anyway in the AI field. Like any form of computer “intelligence” was called AI. Like chess machines or NPC logic in a game were called AI. It just needs to seem intelligent like the word artificial implies. It’s only now with these LLM peddling companies that suddenly the general public thinks AI refers to reaching human intelligence.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

AI has been used to refer to human like intelligence in fiction for at least half a century.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

By now, I feel they are just straight trying to appeal to scammers.

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Open ai is a joke.

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