this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐Ÿคฎ

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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[โ€“] voodooattack@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

Iโ€™m very confused.

[โ€“] eatthecake@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[โ€“] breckenedge@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[โ€“] joucker29@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[โ€“] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[โ€“] nun@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago

Believe it or not, he wanted to talk to his ex-girlfriend in Cyprus and forced the plane to land there. It was also a fake belt (made out of wrapped phone cases) which people suspected and is presumably why the guy is so relaxed - but they had to follow his demands anyway as a precaution.