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Bleach and isopropyl is where it's at
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Amateurs.
Bleach and isopropyl is where it's at
My cat pissed on the floor once and I was out of cleaning product so I just used bleach to clean. Told that to my nicece that is a chemistry major and she was horrified. rotfl of my stupidity

I am using Voyager to browse lemmy, and the alt text at the bottom is transforming this into a meta joke:


And so people can see the alt text I had to compile for this: A meme based on the meme of the parent comment. That's based on a scene from King of the Hill. Peggy says "I told my readers to harness the cleaning power of amonia, with the whitening power of bleahch." Hank, horrified, says "Peggy that's the recipe for mustard gas" except the end of the text is changed to "that's the recepe for A meme from lemmy that refrences a scene from king of hill where Peggy says: "I t"
ChatGPT-ass advice lmao
Ehh mustard gas requires sulfur. This just chlorine gas
A person with exceptional taste has been found.
The moms of course being their respective post-doc advisors that are just too tired to care what the grad students are doing anymore.
Your mom said you can mix deez nutz
What happens if you accidentally mix the juice from mealy rosette lichen fermented in 10% ammonia with small amounts of boric acid, aluminum sulphate, aluminum phosphate, 99% ethanol, sodium carbonate, 10% acedic acid, calcium carbonate, sulphur, gum agaric, glycerine, honey, and 3% hydrogen peroxide? Hypothetically?
Is this an actual thing or are you just throwing random chemicals out there?
UwU
Actual thing.
Oh neat! What is it? I don't know chemistry things haha
Long story. Short version is: I was testing colour changes on ammonia-based dye and accidentally mixed them all together in the same container at the end. I still have the container. It's still bubbling.
Roiling brew coded ass witch
That's the nicest thing I've been called all week.
I honestly don’t know but it sounds like a special brew.
total is over 100%
In case you're not joking the percentages aren't amounts of each chemical, they're the concentration percentage of those chemicals.
ooh, it's a sequence of soaks, not a combined bath of multiple reagents in one container
No like its a combination of fluids, but some only have a certain percentage of active ingredients. Like if you buy a liter of 97% isopropyl alcohol, it's 3% water. If you then combine that liter with a liter of vodka (40% ethanol) you have a 2 liters of fluid. In the resulting mixture the percentages still don't add up to 100. They'd actually half. Your finished product would be 48.5% isopropyl, 20% ethanol and the rest water (assuming its super pure vodka). Because the percentages didn't describe the amount of each in the final mixture, they described the concentration of 'active' ingredient in each individual solution. Idk if that's clear I think that's the best way I can explain it though.
Upvoted for molar volume awareness.
actually yeah that makes a lot of sense now.
"Come over"
"I'm writing up my findings"
"EHS is gone"
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