"When I heard the terrible news, I poured myself a small brandy."
"I parked in front of our house, entered the yard and my wife greets me crying, shouting: 'Petko, Petko, they announced on TV that you have died!'
I'm sorry for your loss Petko.
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And that’s basically it!
"When I heard the terrible news, I poured myself a small brandy."
"I parked in front of our house, entered the yard and my wife greets me crying, shouting: 'Petko, Petko, they announced on TV that you have died!'
I'm sorry for your loss Petko.
That's awkward