The fact that they packed and shipped that lectern for this couch assaulter to talk to this group of people is hilarious to me.
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
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Some say he had sex with the lectern as well.
Some say the coitus continues to this day…
If he's stuck to it, that explains why it's there
That conjurers up Police Academy flashbacks.
Don't call me Shirley!
Who hasn’t though?
Me!
Couches can't consent. He's a rapist.
Well even more so considering the age of the couch.
They just slap that logo on whatever lectern as a sticker essentially
Of all the dumb things to make fun of. 🙄 Yeah, it's a standard deal for heads of state and departments and who knows who else to have a lectern with their logo. As you said, a sticker, tacked on with velcro or some such.
Lemmy: "LOL! Look at this stupidity!"
Some y'all got the savoir faire of 8th graders.
You don’t think air force bases have these things ready to go? Or use them for their own reasons?
Ya’ll if you had one tenth the imagination and creativity to think of good ideas as you do bad ones the world would be a much better place.
To be fair, they also could have just borrowed one from Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Genuine class. Stay cool Four Seasons Landscaping.
I'm pretty sure this is a parody account, not the actual company.
At least the leaned into it, I can accord them the courtesy of throwing off the meme to a worthy successor
Sadly it’s a parody account
So what was this, did they manage to find 3 alcoholic drifters that would take $20 and a bottle of akvavit to pretend to like the idea of Greenland becoming part of the US, flew them to the base and held a press conference?
The blonde looking at the generic mf beside them like "you seeing this shit?"
It blows my mind that JD is 2 years younger than me.