It's not gendered, it's birds for turds and bees for pees.
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i like this one, very inclusive
What if I need to throw up?
Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody's face. 50/50 its what they're there for, right?
Kinda nice but I would have never guessed
It doesn't really matter, it's all just sinks inside each one anyway.
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The sign in the right says "bees", but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That's no bee, that's a spider!
First set is arena, third is the wings, the come out straight with no detents like the other six legs.
Oh shit you're right!
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I've been stuck in this exact situation at a local pub. It's even worse when you've downed 3 pints so you're simultaneously drunk and been holding it for way too long cause you had to finish explaining a friend why Marx was right.
So fucking real
Drinking gives me the superpower of peeing anywhere with no shame.
Pissed in my first bush last summer because I was stupidly drunk . Then behind a dumpster and then in another bush. Diuretics mixed with alcohol are a removed.
This post made me realize, I've only ever heard "the birds and the bees" referenced, but never actually how it's applied during sex ed.
But uh, turns out this does not make any sense in that context either. It's just two separate examples to explain sexuality, so bees pollinating flowers and birds laying eggs. They're just used as examples, because they're visible in nature and somewhat resemble the mechanics of sex.
They should have used the eggplants and the peaches. Before cell phone emojis that would have made things even more confusing. Then Piper Perry could do the putting the condom on the eggplant demonstration, and every boy could feel inadequate for the next several decades.
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If that was Poland it would be pretty understandable since nearly every bee is female* while "ptak" (bird) is widely used synonym for penis.
*i never met anyone who wouldn't know this, also even the word "pszczoła" (bee) is always feminine in language
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The gendered single person bathroom. I never understood those.
I've heard reasons for it like "women's bathroom needs places to dispose of pads/tampons but, like, it's a box on the wall. Put one in both.
Also heard reasons along the lines of "men are faster at using the bathroom so why should we need to share with women" (even though with single bathrooms the washing your hands part is the time bottleneck, not the peeing part) or just general disgust at the idea of sharing a bathroom with the other gender (have heard it from both genders).
women’s bathroom needs places to dispose of pads/tampons but, like, it’s a box on the wall
Isn't it just a trash can? Why does it need to be on the wall?
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“She’s the bees knees” or “look at that sexy bird” I’m still confused after writing it out. Does the stinger go into the cloaca? If so, I’d guess the bee is the man… but then bees are mostly female. I fucking give up. I’d piss in the alley.
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Birds lay eggs and bees pollinate.
For the traditional story, birds are girls, bees are boys.
Hence the common UK slang of calling girls "birds" or in the US "chicks".
Ironic given that bee sexual reproduction is probably the least analogous to humans in the entire animal kingdom and the VAST majority of bees that you encounter outside the nest (and the only bees with stingers" are sterile female worker bees.
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Shit outside the doors as a protest against unclear signage
Just pick a random one. They are nonbinary as far as I am concerned.
Only thing you can do is crack a door and take a peak.
Bees start swarming out.
Most bees are female so I guess women go in the bees stall
OP pic only makes sense when I think British slang for girl is bird.
But then what is a bee?
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My thinking was that bees are the ones that pollinate, so male.
But they certainly don't pollinate birds, so I don't know where that was going either. 🫠
British 1960s slang for a woman is "bird". So, men are bees.
Almost guaranteed that every bee you've seen in the wild is female. So, women are bees
Aliens from outer space that resemble birds and bees have recently infiltrated earth
and are slowly but surely taking over earth's restrooms.
You are neither their species, so it's best to turn around and go home.
I'm a human being with autism and a number of other conditions that make it hard for me to interact with other people
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Gender neutral id wager. Just go in one and do your business. If some people are offended who cares
Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).
Those are both things only the females of the species do
Worker bees (which are female) go outside and pollinate; female birds lay eggs.
Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)
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