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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

Ahem.

Lips that quip.

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[–] pm_uneven_labia@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago

I like how your asshole goes :o

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[–] pm_uneven_labia@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 9 months ago

Defeat rightwing discourse with delicious inner labia smiling at you!

[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Bread, Warlocks, aesthetic looking pussies, PURPLE?! Today is shaping up to be a very interesting day so far!

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 7 points 9 months ago* (11 children)

❤️

I was gonna make a "bred and circuses" joke but that felt just a little too... bleak.

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 months ago (10 children)

When things get bleak you take the good things where you can get 'em. In this case, if you've got the bread I've got the butter 😎

...okay I admit that one felt weird.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 9 months ago* (9 children)

That was terrible yet somehow I'm still cackling.

... make it cookiebutter and I'm in tho. That'd salve a whole bunch of my existential stress.

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Stop. It's too close to lunch for me to be mixing up hungry and horny in my brain right now. You're going to give me a new fetish.

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[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Found yourself feeling a bit horngry? Usually resolves if you eat something, in whichever sense of the word you like.

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Funny story, I have an intense crush on a girl at my gym specifically because she wore a gourmet perfume that smelled like fresh baked cookies on a day that I was forced to skip breakfast. The only thing I could think of for hours was eating her out 🤷

This has been your weekend edition of "Too Much Information" with your host, a weirdo.

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[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Got to say, I'm intrigued by the concept of a cookie perfume, and someone choosing to wear it to the gym of all places! Hopefully provided some motivation to you at least.

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago (4 children)

There's a category of perfume called 'gourmand' which is used to describe scents that smell like foods. Think baked goods and distinct ingredients like fruits and spices. They're not extremely popular but they are getting increasingly so with the younger crowd nowadays.

It did not motivate me at all though, but in fact made my workout very difficult and unproductive. It's not easy to lift heavy things when you also need worry about being visibly aroused.

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[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Seems kinda weird, and potentially a lot of people will find themselves in a similar position to you, and get weirdly turned on when they smell something baking.

My sympathies for your gym session, not sure what the answer would be in that situation!

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

It's not weird at all. It's just like any other scent. If somebody finds you attractive already it will enhance that experience but otherwise it's just a smell. In my case she was already someone who was my type and the scent turned that up to 11.

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[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

I meant weird in the sense of I don't really understand perfume smelling of food, not something I've come across before. And also weird in the sense of 'dude, why did you just get hard walking past that bakery'.

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago

Hahaha fair, but have you considered that the bakery was really cute? 😳 Smells enhance what's already true, they don't create something out of nothing.

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[–] FluyOnTheWall@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Bred-tube? I don't get it.

Nice picture though, sort of cold and hot at the same time.

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[–] LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago (8 children)

There is a section of YouTube that is called ‘bread tube’. Sometimes characterized by the blue and red lighting seen here. However, OP was clever, and used the homonym ‘bred’ s in breeding, to post their pussy in the same lighting.

And then crushed all of us in the comments section with the best comment ever. Lmao :p

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Oh thank fuck I was worried nobody would get it 💜

'lil spread to say thank you

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[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Spread-tube?

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Ooo, not bad!

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[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago

Not bad yourself :p

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[–] wunderbred@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago

🥵

https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/02/05/what-is-bisexual-lighting/

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago*

I think the technically more specific phrase to use here is 'Bisexual Lighting', which more specifically refers to scenes lit with a blue/purple and red/pink light, from roughly opposing angles.

Bread Tube is fairly notorious for significant use of 'Bisexual Lighting', blame Contrapoints, I think she either started or greatly popularized it first.

Evidently the term predates the term Bread Tube, I think?

Anyway... ... now that I uh... ahem, examine this scene more carefully...

Are you actually using two different colored lights/lamps?

Or... a single, UV light/lamp?

I could be mistaken, but the way that light works on uh.. exposed skin... reminds me of UV.

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[–] FluyOnTheWall@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago

Aaah, okay. Thanks for the explanation!

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[–] pornonmain@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago*

The lighting is also called bisexual lighting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual_lighting

and it's often used by leftist youtubers indeed. :)

Edit : i missed that someone already posted that name, was skimming the thread too quickly ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] JesussNailTechnician@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Are you looking for forty-five second of fun and two hours of crying?

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 9 months ago (7 children)

That highly depends on which one of us is doing the crying.

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[–] JesussNailTechnician@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago* (6 children)

Oh we’ll both be crying.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 9 months ago* (5 children)

I mean... wouldn't be the first time...

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[–] JesussNailTechnician@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago (4 children)

Great pussy by the way it looks exactly like my late sister’s.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Oh come on, she wouldn't be late if you jerks hadn't cremated her watch.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Goddamn that's a good comeback to that, christ.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

You would be amazed at the number of dead-sister jokes I have.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Ah, I've only got one, and it's about a half sister.

No, we have the same parents, we just couldn't find the other half after she swerved underneath a semi-truck.

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[–] prac@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

it start calling me, inviting me

[–] cowseverwhere@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago

here in awe that these lips look just as good with obscure references as they do in ropes

🤩 🤩 🤩

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This has got to be the biggest comment section ever on any one lemmynsfw post. Congrats @Warl0k3@lemmy.world!

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)

Thank you for noticing! I really try to drive engagement on my posts (I try to always sneak additional nudes in the replies), and while I do hold the record for having the most comments on a gonewild post, it's actually over on this one (and it doesn't really count because 50% of those comments are just me rambling about sonic the hedgehog...)

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[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Lol I remember that post, and I love it. Keep up the awesome content!