They’d charge me extra for that.

Are they cheap because I don’t have much money.

Oh yeah I’d cum in my pants and call my therapist to book an emergency session.

Damn girl I want to take you home and introduce you to my parents then continue to disappoint you through my actions until you find someone better then me.

Will you be my mommy with benefits?

I think he’s about to eat a clam sandwich.

You can use a scraper and some sandpaper to smooth out that baseboard then repaint with some high gloss white paint.

At least someone around here has a sense of humour.

No worries if you have no interest in people with mommy fetishes I'll happily move on.

Yeah it looks exactly like my mom’s ass.

Hot.

Great pussy by the way it looks exactly like my late sister’s.