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[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

To be fair Kubernetes creates copies of the things it drops into the ocean to replace them as fast as they’re lost.

[–] harryprayiv@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Talos Linux solves this.

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd say that docker compose also has the containers strapped together with holes cut in the walls between them for communication.

Kubernetes is more the crane that stacks the containers onto passing ships instead of a singular ship itself.

[–] h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously! There's no network, NAT, port forwarding, network isolation - hell, not even any iptables rules in any of these images. This meme makes no fucking sense.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

ECS/EKS: The ocean belongs to someone else.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Kubernetes is more stable than docker compose. Docker compose is fishing for containers after the ship capsized. Frustrating and nothing works out of the box.

Huh? All my docker compose projects work fine 'out of the box', the oldest ones have been stable for years now.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I personally really enjoy interacting with docker compose and I've successfully used docker compose to get a 0 downtime setup on my company's internal web servers by using a reverse proxy

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Docker Compose brought "works on my machine" to the cloud.