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Containers Explained (lemmy.ml)
submitted 4 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

To be fair Kubernetes creates copies of the things it drops into the ocean to replace them as fast as they’re lost.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Each container sk8s right off the deck.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now add VMs and proxmox

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The ocean is fake

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

ECS/EKS: The ocean belongs to someone else.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Kubernetes is more stable than docker compose. Docker compose is fishing for containers after the ship capsized. Frustrating and nothing works out of the box.

[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Huh? All my docker compose projects work fine 'out of the box', the oldest ones have been stable for years now.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I personally really enjoy interacting with docker compose and I've successfully used docker compose to get a 0 downtime setup on my company's internal web servers by using a reverse proxy

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Docker Compose brought "works on my machine" to the cloud.