Dear Ambassador:

President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

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[–] 186 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Every day his stupidity surprises me more than the last.

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  • [–] 55 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

    The only correct response is "WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH PEDOPHILES", then refuse all communications with the Trump regime. Narcissists are empowered with attention and recognition, so deny them both. Trump and the entire Republican Nazi party will never relinquish power, and will not be neutralised without violence. The Democrat parties majority are financed by the exact same criminally corrupt psychopath elite; they did not release the files either, to protect their wealthy pedophile donors. They are a controlled opposition who have consistently blocked or delayed legitimate progress whenever they've had full control.

    The goal should be to implode America's domestic economy ASAP so the average American suffers the consequences of their own ignorant imperial boomerang and, hopefully, does something about it; containing future violence within US borders. Isolate them and let them deal with the consequences while their cancerous influence is purged from our own economies and politics.

    But... all our political classes are also oligarch-financed-bootlickers who grovel at the feet of capital, so they'll continue to protect and defend nazis, pedophiles, psychopaths, narcissists, and authoritarianism, in general— allow their continued corporate-oligarch infiltration and corruption of our democracies — on behalf of their own greed and egomania in service to the almighty dollar.

    I have zero doubt multiple EU members have copies of the files, and have known Trump is an intelligence-protected pedo for longer than he's been politically relevant. Late stage capitalist oligarchy is one big club of unlimited greed and narcissism, and we ain't in it.

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  • [–] 98 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Aside from the actual message he is sending, this level of English is what I would expect from a 7 year old.

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    [–] 76 points 8 months ago (14 children)

    After the child rapist in chief is dead (hopefully, soon), does anyone in that shit country expect we take them seriously when they talk to the world after the complete shitshow Mango Hitler is doing?

    I mean, this is something I expect from a toddler that has zero negotiation skills but not from the fucking president of a superpower.

    If he was the president of a less armed country, the world would be laughing at him openly

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  • [–] 47 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    As someone (unfortunately) in the US, I fully expect the reputation of the US to be ruined for the rest of my life. I'm lucky to be in a decently progressive (by US standards) state, but I really would rather be anywhere but here in the US. We are fucked.

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  • [–] 68 points 8 months ago

    The fact that any person reads this letter and thinks: "Wow, he is such a good diplomat, I am glad this man is in charge!" deeply troubles me.

    This is some third grader shit.

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  • [–] 65 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I've known six year old children to have more maturity than this. "I'm going to invade Greenland because I didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize" is what this boils down to.

    A literal child is in charge of the most powerful single country in the world.

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    [–] 63 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Oh, he's saying it's THEIR FAULT he doesn't want peace anymore?

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    [–] 56 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    The fuck is the Norwegian prime minister to do with that load of shit? He's not even on the committee.

    Apparently Trump doesn't even know what the fuck the Nobel prize is.

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago

    From what the various people who have explained to him how it works says, it seems that he does know.

    He just doesn't understand why the Norwegian government won't be corrupt and influence it, because to him that's an obvious thing you'd do when you have power and influence.

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    [–] 50 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Aside from the horrible implications of this letter. Can we address his writing style? For a man who was educated at the insitutions he attended, he sure doesn't show it. I know we are accustomed to reading his tweets, but Jesus Christ this is embarassing.

    It appears he is just dictating letters to heads of state and not even having anyone give it a once over before slapping it on the white house letterhead and sending it.

    These are the meandering thoughts of a lunatic.

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    [–] 48 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    He thinks he stopped 8 wars? Which 8 wars?

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    [–] 40 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    How does this guy even manage to put on his pants in the morning?

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  • [–] 37 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    He is such a fucking CHILD omg

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    [–] 35 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Glancing over the rest of the comments, I don't see somebody explicitly pointing out how we know Trump is full of shit and also dumb as shit in this letter.

    First, he campaigned on "America First," so he never felt an obligation to think "purely" of peace. It's just a lie.

    Second, he's outright saying that he previously was giving the Nobel Prize committee an insane amount of control over American foreign policy because he wanted to be a Nobel Peace Prize. This is a dumb as shit thing to admit.

    Third, is it Russia or China who we're worried about taking over Greenland? Does Trump not understand that these are two different countries? Surely if he is working on some sort of intel, he'd specifically choose one of them to be worried about. I think this demonstrates that there's no real intel about this, and he's simply lying.

    Fourth, why isn't he waiting until Russia or China actually do something? If they actually did something militarily in Greenland, then America could swoop in and save the day. And then, he'd also have some actual reasoning behind statements that he could use to justify taking control of Greenland.

    Also, NATO has done tons of stuff for the US. Why does America have the largest military budget in the world? It's because America has chosen to maintain military presence all over the world. NATO has always supported American foreign policy.

    Everything Trump is saying in this letter reeks of bullshit.

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    [–] 27 points 8 months ago

    I'm not sure it's even possible for me to cringe harder at this point

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago

    Every single 12 year old I know is more emotionally mature than the US president and it isn't even close.

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Quick someone tell him no other president in history has ever immolated themselves. We might get lucky.

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    for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS,

    So....9? Is 9 the number you were looking for? Maybe 10? I assume this is based on him starting a war and bumbling it back out of a war between the time this was sent and received.

    Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China,

    Yeah, if only there was some sort of military force treaty organization that covered the North Atlantic so friends could help friends.

    I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding,

    Comedic line of the decade

    The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.

    lol, sorry, no, this is the comedic line of the decade.

    The administration is still in violation of the law releasing the Epstein files.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    That's the pettiest shit I've ever read.

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    [–] 21 points 8 months ago

    Comical levels of stupidity aside, this message worries me. It really sounds like Trump is trying to justify being about to start a war to someone who he thinks is responsible for issuing out Nobel prizes.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Okay but why print his drunken texts? They mean nothing.

    It's just embarrassing for everyone involved.

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    [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    That sounds a lot like a manipulative abusive husband. Oh wait he literally is.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    A large part of the power comes from the cult of personality, they don't have someone they can just swap in.

    That and he's surrounded himself with people who all think they're gonna be the one who comes out on top when he's gone. They're probably most likely to blow up very publicly and eat each other rather than actually succeed.

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    [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    He's acting like me when I can't get a diplomatic win in civ 5 💀

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    Trump is such a fucking loser

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    Fucking insanity as he tries to outdo himself in being fucking outrageous EVERY DAMN DAY to the point of not only pissing off everyone, but also giving others something to be entertained about... I can only imagine the laughter coming out of Kremlin.

    Norway. The country which once managed to destroy a brand-new enemy battleship with guns and torpedoes never used in decades.

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