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[–] 185 points 8 months ago (20 children)

I guess they didn’t watch any other part of the movies where all those tube people live in our regular world holding jobs and paying rent

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  • [+] 144 points 8 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (16 children)
  • [–] 94 points 8 months ago (14 children)

    Wasn't that explicitly mentioned in the film, that that is the best time in civilization?

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  • [–] 94 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Me in 1999: Haha, good joke, things will get even better.

    Me in 2026: Damn, how right they were.

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  • [–] 43 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    The height of our civilization, is what he says. I think.

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  • [–] 60 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. I say "your" civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became "our" civilization, which is of course what this is all about.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    Nah, guys, the machines totally tried to make it a utopia and it, uh, just didn't take. Ya gotta work til you die, the abundance of resources is unconnected. Stop asking questions.

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  • [–] 46 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I don't even think they kill you, just death by natural causes.

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Plus it gets to be 1998 forever

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (16 children)

    Boy should I not rewatch those movies…

    “What do you mean they use them as batteries do you know how inefficient that is?” “Wait they’re growing the WHOLE BODY, MUSCLE AN ALL? How? And… For what? To jack a single neuron signal? That’s like 150 milivolts.” “Where the fuck are they even getting the goop? I’m sure if they’re advanced enough to harvest any energy from humans they could get WAY MORE from that goo on its own.”

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Apparently the original plan was for the machines to use the brains of humans for computing power, like a giant neural network. But movie execs thought that was too complicated for the average movie goer and they made them change it to the battery thing.

    Using them for processing power made more sense but they could probably done it better by just maintaining the brains and not the entire body, or even just made neural networks and ditch the humans. Also I assumed the goop is just made from the dead humans. They also never explain how they make new humans, they clone them? Artificial insemination?

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    Morpheus says the goop is made of dead humans. But they never mention reproduction.

    This also means total biomass of humans i.e. pooulation must be decreasing but whatever. The brain network kind of makes energy source makes no sense, just go with it.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Where do they get new humans? Why do they keep the whole body?

    Have you ever had a wet dream?

    If you cum in the Matrix you cum in real life.

    Warm vat of liquid goo doesn't sound so nice when it's recirculation community jizz (I mean, not to mention. I ain't judging.)

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    But like… we eat a LOT of calories a day to stay alive as a whole body I can’t imagine dead bodies being enough to feed us unless the population is going down a LOT. (Like a human body has maybe 2 years worth of calories)

    I would say maybe less in a coma but those humans have fully developed bodies and muscles and all, so should be consuming about the same.

    And yeah, extra processing power makes more sense than battery.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Like a human body has maybe 2 years worth of calories

    I thought it was closer to 1 year. In any case it's something of that magnitude. That's been a trope in Hollywood for a long time. Soylent Green (1973) has the same "eat people" thing. It would mean every 1 of 2 years, one half of the population would have to eat the other half.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    The dichotomy is more "how do we get some utility out of these humans without having to just kill all of them because we think genocide is probably wrong."

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I like the alternative better, where human brains were used for processing power. The battery stuff makes no sense, except it's an easy visual thing when Morpheus explains it.

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    [–] 21 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    just put me back in, please, and make me someone important, like an actor....

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    [–] 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Finally found a place where existing & occupying space doesn't cost any money??

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    We're still in there. The simulation just got more intense because the added stress leads to the human batteries generating more heat.

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  • [+] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)
  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I heard it was supposed to be using human brains essentially as processing power, but they thought audiences would understand "batteries" better I guess lol.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    In the movie they used the word battery, but the explanation was more like chemical power plant. It wasn't about storing electric energy, but generating it.

    But yeah, I remember that half of the people with which I went to the cinema (at release) didn't understand the movie. So I guess they needed to dump it down even if it creates inconsistencies.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    And then you find your entire life force has been drained so a robot kid can generate a picture of Judy Hopps being railed by Kratos.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    But... the whole idea is that the world we're living in now is the Matrix. Agent Smith and the Architect both described previous iterations of the Matrix where it was designed to be a perfect world where everyone was happy. Humans rejected it, and they found less rejection when they made humans miserable.

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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    In this economy, a free tube with 'all-inclusive' goo actually sounds like a step up. Does the pod have high-speed internet, or do I have to pay extra for that?

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