I think anyone who knows anything about Jesus would know exactly what a country named “Jesusland” would be like!

What about "honk Jesus honk Jesus Jesus"?

I mean the Mormons teach he used to hang out there.

If you don't think Illinois is part of Jesus land, I have news for you.

Confederated Provinces and Territories.

I'm glad to be seeing this take more and more vs the desire to jump ship.

If Pennsyltucky could read they'd be very upset.

I mean, we have nice fun hilly backroads to drive on, here in western PA. And the Amish, quirky as they are, are still generally pleasant.

I admit that's a short list of redeeming qualities for the Western half of Pennsylvania but how the fuck are we supposed to compete with the Poconos? Wilkes-Barre is too fucking pretty. Western PA can be pretty gorgeous but not that picturesque.

Yeah, they got good weed. Motion to annex Colorado

Dude, Colorado Springs could be the capital of Jesusland.

Was thinking the same thing.

Yeah, but this is every state though. Blue cities and red rural areas.

Secondsed

Me too. Locked in jesusland for a good reason sadly.

Don’t worry, we’re part of The United States of Canada on this map. 😁

You don't want Austin. That's where all the tech billionaires are retreating to

Ohio (comeback to Texas)

I will happily down a Moosehead whilst watching curling on one channel and hockey on another.

I won’t root for Aston Martin in F1, though.

Isn't MN considered honorary Canadian already? We even got that little nub at the top poking in anyhow...

Tell me what to do and I'll do it.

idk man, flinging timbits at trans people and getting absolutely shitfaced so they dont have to remember that they're rooting for the Jets this season aren't exactly high standards to meet.

... unless you just meant the standards in, like, Ontario.