Finally a Star Wars meme to explain the geopolitical situation so I can understand it.

More like:

Missing the EU on the right side, because let's face it the EU's biggest enemy is itself (and its weird dedication to licking Uncle Sam boot).

In that case, europe'a got a good chance for plot-armor

Where's Israel?

Easy, destroy Russia as it is the easier target and offer two thirds of it to usa and China if they don't intervene/give us a bit of support. They get free territory with vast resources and we get rid of a menace to western democracies who is already at war with us and get the western part of Russia, expanding Europe, and facilitating business with China. Russia is not really interesting to support as they are relatively small economically (10% of Europe), and there are only 150 millions of people there, they will probably be better in Europe.

Conservation of Ninjutsu rule applies!

There are potentially a few allies, Canada, UK?, Australia, and a few smaller countries that are not in the EU.

Alas, on the other side, there are a few missing as well (Israel, for example)

At least we have cash.

Are we really particularly worried about china? that's not the impression i get.